Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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PentiumBawls8 0

she got on her knees because she wanted the people's strudel!

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jadedarchangel 9

I think there is nothing wrong with being passionate about something. The person just happens to be intensely passionate about a breakfast pastry. And this is slightly unrelated, but I wish America would just leave the rest of the world alone. Every one already hates us, and giving people medicine, food, and assistance doesn't make other countries like us more. I just think we should let all the other countries deal with their own natural disasters and epidemics. Oh yeah...and our economy is closely tied to all the other countries too. Maybe we should just stop outsourcing all together and watch the rest of the world collapse as we become an isolationist country. America could just piss its vitamin rich pee all over the face of the world. Then everyone will know what being #1 smells like.

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wordgirl 0

Shut the **** up, you obnoxious asshole. I'm talking to YOU, jadedarchangel. How dare you say something so cruel at a time when parts of the world are reeling from natural disasters that are some of the worst in the history of the world. ******* ignorant asshole wastes-of-space...

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wizzard_fml 0

@291... yeah right... and then Canada stops giving you underpriced petrol and your economy collapses futher more down the drains... or China sells the huge amount of dollars they own and...screw your economy in a different way. Or some other bunch of countries (like the EU) stops buying your stuff and again... your economy is screwed in yet another way :) Isn't it fun to be part of a GLOBALIZED economic system?? lol

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tb15 0

slightly unrelated? It's completely off topic!

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bubblesdafrog 0

Did anyone else realizethat this was categorized under "love"? xD OP, I'm sorry to hear that. Strudels are awesome. D: And to eveyone else going "wth? Wut r u 5?!!1!!one!!11". Learn to laugh. This is funny in my mind. :)

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chelseyD 0

this isn't even an fml. your just a fat dumbass. you could just go somewhere else to get toaster strudels.

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mc1900 4

you go grocery shopping with your whole family? what the ****?

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chevy06 3

this should be on MLIA not FML.....

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PhillyBoyJackman 0

I would do that too! but the cream cheese one is 10xs better :D

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SexyRaynebow 0

sounds like sumthin id do...

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