Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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Turbolag25 7

Monday 1 March 2010 5:04

How old are you?

Miss_Samantha 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:11

got to have your strawberry toaster stroodles. =]

ppolo135 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:10

haha WTF creeper

bigboy84 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:25

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brieholt 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:26

omg! seriously......do you have a hole for which to climb into for the record I'm fat and I still wouldn't do that

cincyboy 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:28

what the hell!! how is that a fml that's your fault YDI

radmuffin 12

Monday 1 March 2010 5:29

So many of you people are being douche bags. It's not like the OP was being serious.

sambobam 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:35

it would be hilarious if you did that on purpose but if you actually did it cause there were none it would still be pretty funny and toaster strudels are not the same as pop tarts get it straight

Jazzy4evaa 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:36

ummm bud, if u aren't 10, GROW UP!! like really over what did u fall to ur knees for? oh right toaster stroodles..

vgman88 4

Monday 1 March 2010 5:39

Your life is average.

BleuPapillon 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:45

are you addicted to these stredels? damn...

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