Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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itsametaphorfool 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:36

******* LOSER.

fuzz97 23

Monday 1 March 2010 4:37

quit it with the ******* tantrums, loser OP. you sound like a ******* five year old.

aeternum_vale 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:41

haha, that is awesome. you rock.

wordgirl 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:41

Um. Why? Either: -you are so depressed that comfort food is all you have left. -you are SO spoiled and greedy that you think you have to have exactly what you want every time. -you are sadly addicted to fake strawberry flavor/high fructose corn syrup/nasty pretend-pastry. -or- -you are 3-and-a-half. Pick one. :)

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:41

I am # 240. Yes.

dillonchristen 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:58

good job :) random,but awesome

strawberry6826 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:42

well you're an idiot. eff your family's life for having such an idiot in the family. YDI

iplaymw2 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:42

u have syndrome?

haralynn 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:42

omg this cracks me up

BigBoii123456 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:45

fat ****

sprite123 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:47

even my 6 year old brother wouldn't THINK of doing that in public...

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