Embarrassing, Food, Shopping and Relatable: Noooooooooo! - FML

Noooooooooo!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrassed my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:15

That's just a TAD extreme ya think?

smallpie 1

Monday 1 March 2010 1:17

more like f your family's lives

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manbearpig123456 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:14

I would laugh my *ss off I saw that...but seriously get over i mean it's a poptart p.s. cinnamon brown sugar is the best

mrnipples7311 13

Monday 1 March 2010 4:18

yummy

Person1233 12

Monday 1 March 2010 4:19

YDI for not getting poptarts. You can just take it out of the package, and you're gaining weight already! No need to put that shit in the toaster at all.

lolsan 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:21

Grow the **** up o_o

nintenDX 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:22

ur my new best friend

fail_win_fail 0

Monday 1 March 2010 5:00

mine too XD

arb1513 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:28

ummm, are toaster strudels necessary for living?

nonconscious 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:29

Loser.

BJA_fml 4

Monday 1 March 2010 4:32

I felt the same way when they stopped carrying my Eggo Swirlz! However, I was able to restrain myself from making a scene.

musicismything 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:33

toaster strudels? seriously? this would be acceptable only if it were poptarts.

wareagle97 0

Monday 1 March 2010 4:33

your a ******* loser!! really, toaster strudels?

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