Noped out

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 00:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
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LappDance 16

Would that be considered a shit and run?

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skyeyez9 24

Save it in a bag, then dump it at her house. Preferably on her front porch and set on fire.

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JonDG 12

its been done before. eat a hersheys bar and then put the shit in the wrapping. tell the sister you got her a treat. watch her face as she buries her face into it.

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Michael903 18

She took her "bundle of joy" with her, right?

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completerubbish 17

#20, then it would poop on your carpets too...

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

Well clearly you need to go to your sister's house and take a shit on her carpet, OP.

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katt_is_here 24

Yet another idiot that probably shouldn't have had a child. FYL, OP. I would definitely take a picture, have your carpet professionally cleaned, and then send your stupid sister the bill.

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iwadasn 32

That's no reason to hate the child. She didn't know any better, as I doubt she's potty-trained yet. It's her mother that's to blame for this.

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Waredo_Dyrge 11

What douchebag idiot downvoted 62? They were speaking the truth.

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Fernando83 19

I'm hoping she left because you told her to leave and not because she made up an excuse. I wouldn't let her leave until cleaned it out paid to get it cleaned.

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Faith13 16

Sounds like someone is about ready for potty training =D No but seriously, take that shit to your sisters house and leave it there for her to clean up.

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