Not a morning person
By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
I'm giving you an FYL, because there's no way you could have deserved that if it was your first cup o' the morning. Haha.
FYL, I hate the random accidents that befall you before your first cup of joe, but I bet it woke you up really fast!
Yes, the coffee fulfilled its purpose, albeit not in the preferred method...
With complete conviction, wholeheartedness, and with utmost sincerity, I 6th #7.
Hey understand I did something like this..along the lines...but it wasn't a coffee though it was a sandwich and also I didn't answer it I ate it...
#51, you were supposed to say "I 7th #7". You ruined it! FML.
If you honestly believe this is true you are dumber than the person who posted this trying to get people to believe it.
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"answered my coffee" is win
"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.