Not a morning person

By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
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Trebie 6

"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

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Trebie 6

"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

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sparkey0127 0

I feel ur pain I've done it before, although that is truly the fastest way to be "awoken" by coffee

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harmony88 0

I imagined everyone would be commenting about how the OP is an idiot (that's the trendy thing to do, ya know), but everyone shares my sentiments, it seems.

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Guitarfreak555 0

ahahaha that sucks, I think you got too caught up in the moment

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sweetpandora_fml 2

Ouch. must've hurt. But depending on how hot the coffee was, you'd sure be at the hospital instead of submitting FMLs

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Person1233 12

My coffee talks to me [= *creepy smile*

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Tigg3r 3

Now you can pour some creamer on yourself to cool down! Don't forget the sugar!

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bailo 0

i'd like to know where you're getting this faulty information from.

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wh4t3v3R 0

No really, if you're hip you say hugga-bubba. As in, I'm gonna go hugga-bubba another pot of coffee. Glad I could help out on that old timer.

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