Not a morning person

By chris - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at work, I brewed myself a fresh cup of coffee. I set the hot coffee onto my desk. My phone rang so I answered my coffee, spilling it all over my face and body. FML
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Trebie 6

"The phone rang, so I answered my coffee" Haha, that made me laugh. I'm sorry about yuor face and body though. That sounds painful.

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rlet 1

well now you know is a fact that coffe wakes you up!!!! merry Christmas

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snafu57 1

I can't believe I'm laughing at your misfortune. I can see it happening. anything involving motor skills should be banned until we have that first cup of coffee. internally.

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Perversive 0

See. Stupid people like her are the people who make Europe think that America is stupid. I mean,sure she may not have been asked a easy question but really you picked up your coffee? How stupid can you be?

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Tigg3r 3

uhm, you kind of have to pick up your coffee to drink it. Unless your drinking it with a straw? Or maybe lapping it like a dog? I don't know how Europeans drink their drinks but America tends to pick up their cup while drinking. All in all, America is not stupid because of the stupid people who live in it. Okay that came out completly wrong... America is not stupid because of a few dumbasses. There! That works better! Hey did you know that when you say **** you insult the entire world? Well considering how many times I said **** this week, I insulted Europe a lot! =)

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Scourge87 0

That absolutely made me lol for real. I thought that kind of dumb stuff only happened in fictional comedies.

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Ninjaface 0

The worst part? Your coffee turned out to be a telemarketer.

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auds23 0

bahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha actually made me lol. i totally see how this would happen, since before my first cup of coffee i'm brain dead :)

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ladiesman14 0

YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.

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thesunshotme 0

I genuinely 5th #7. Everything is the OP's fault these days.

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