Sex, AITA and Intimacy: Not cool

Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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Biphobia is real

By homeless bi guy - 09/05/2023 06:00

Today, my girlfriend was cool with me having a side piece, until she found out it was a gay guy. She kicked me out and dumped me. I texted him, asking if I could crash on his couch for a while. He thought I wanted a relationship, and cut me off when I said I wasn't interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Spiritual connection

By EmoToyBoy - 30/04/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML

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Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Monday 21 September 2015 0:17

For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.

9a_1z 12

Monday 21 September 2015 0:19

A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.

Comments

platypus546 24

Monday 21 September 2015 4:32

By that logic if a girl has a guy go down on them are they secretly a lesbian?

fromtxnotcowboy 12

Monday 21 September 2015 13:57

No they would have to eat a girl out to be the same equivalent as getting pegged.

Sklinetobe88 11

Monday 21 September 2015 4:47

I'm sorry op! That's horrible! Pegging is fun btw

5280420 13

Monday 21 September 2015 4:55

Take some dick bro. Chicks ain't worth the stress.

InSaMiTy 8

Monday 21 September 2015 4:57

nigga you gay

healthcarechick 9

Monday 21 September 2015 5:13

Sounds like she was cray cray!!!!! **** that bitch!!!! Karma will get her sooner or later! (Hopefully sooner!)

speakfreely 21

Monday 21 September 2015 5:23

I've been trying to convince my bf to do this for months he won't cave :/

rustybucket 24

Monday 21 September 2015 5:23

What a bitch. That sucks OP, I'm sorry. You're probably better off without her though.

crazycly 7

Monday 21 September 2015 5:32

Bitches be crazy!!!

italyball 12

Monday 21 September 2015 5:58

In a way, this was a good thing because it revealed how truly ignorant and sneaky she is. You dodged a bullet and deserve better!

saffy66 34

Monday 21 September 2015 7:32

I must be old. I've never heard of this term for it...

Badkarma4u 17

Tuesday 22 September 2015 6:53

Nah its a new term for an old act. Raquel Welch called it "balling" wheb she did it in a movie back in the late 60s early 70s I doubt half of the people that do it call it that. Some guy just made up that term a few years ago on his talk show and it stuck.