Sex, AITA and Intimacy: Not cool

Not cool

By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

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Biphobia is real

By homeless bi guy - 09/05/2023 06:00

Today, my girlfriend was cool with me having a side piece, until she found out it was a gay guy. She kicked me out and dumped me. I texted him, asking if I could crash on his couch for a while. He thought I wanted a relationship, and cut me off when I said I wasn't interested. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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Spiritual connection

By EmoToyBoy - 30/04/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML

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Finger wagging

By Anonymous - 16/12/2024 14:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my normally-prudish girlfriend grabbed my crotch and said, "I want you to fuck me like I've never been fucked." I obliged. She loved it, until after we'd finished, when she decided that she felt "cheap, gross, and used" and started a huge fight. FML

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You deserved it 72

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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No kinkshaming, but come on…

By nobody - 01/07/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2012 22:06 - Thailand - Bangkok

Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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Twisted_Killjoy 23

Monday 21 September 2015 0:17

For those who don't know, pegging is the act of reversing anal sex to where the female wears a strap on and ***** the guys ass.

9a_1z 12

Monday 21 September 2015 0:19

A woman humping a man with a strap-on. Apparently it means that man is gay because a woman wearing a synthetic device to stimulate his prostate and cause him pleasure is absolutely the same as him fancying people of the same gender. Not sure why, possibly magic.

Comments

Nazmazh 18

Tuesday 22 September 2015 5:00

You're probably better off without her. Not when it comes to the pegging thing, I mean. That's firmly a case of whatever floats your boat, IMO. But, the deliberate mental manipulation is definitely a big red flag. Don't stay in a relationship where your partner is playing head games with you.

Vishwakarma 8

Tuesday 22 September 2015 21:38

I had to Google it. Well, if she mentioned pegging, chances are she already has a strap on and why'd a girl have a strap on if she's not a lesbian. You aren't gay, but she is ;)

theamazingd 17

Wednesday 23 September 2015 5:02

Strapon doesn't equal lesbian. There are plenty of women that find the idea of pegging a man quite appealing.

OpposingKilljoy 14

Wednesday 23 September 2015 1:20

Are you the same guy that was afraid she would do this to you in your sleep?

johndeere1010 10

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:39

You're better off with a dude if you're gay

Noreason89 6

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:15

But he isn't gay

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 27 September 2015 17:59

She sounds like a ****. Find a different girl.

skyblueprincess 17

Friday 9 October 2015 8:41

kind of gross

THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9

Monday 11 January 2016 0:07

Jesus. Dump that homophobic asshole and find someone more tolerant.

JETarchitect 32

Thursday 5 May 2016 5:11

comment 100!!!!

polsen4273 8

Friday 9 September 2016 3:08

Well she wasn't wrong...

Pseudonym 18

Tuesday 24 July 2018 3:07

May she never find the climax to any physically intimate scenario she finds herself in ever again. Don't let her sully your trust in a future partner that is genuinely looking to spice things up for you both.