Not loving it

By jen - 14/03/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML
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evilplatypus 38

I'm sure plenty of jerks will blame it on the fact that you eat at McDonalds and assume you're fat or lazy, but no matter how fit you are, someone will always be fitter. I'm sorry OP; that truly sucks. I have a cross-shoulder purse because it makes it so much harder for run-by muggers.

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Dracoboxer357 35

Regardless of your age or fitness level, being robbed always sucks. Sorry it happened to you, Op. :p

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ParadoxicalPea 8

LOL. Seriously? This is why I live in a small town. The people here that would mug you are mostly crack heads that can't out run me.

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Dracoboxer357 35

11- I take it you've never had to fight a crackhead before, if you think you'd Want to chase one down! ;)

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etchsanity1 11

That's an oddly specific reason to live in a small town... Most people in small towns exhort the low or non-existent drug issues as a good reason. Which small crackhead centric town do you live in :)

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ParadoxicalPea 8

52 the Comox Valley. It includes a few towns and a village or 2. xD

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Michael_92 20

I live in a small town too..its horrid. Everyone knows everyone, gossip, rumors, its like high school for adults.

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klovemachine 24

OP, were you wearing high heel shoes?

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perdix 29

#13, in the snow while carrying luggage!

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Kkkdawg 27

Also, I'm 25 and am out of breath after walking up stairs. But I'm really ill and weak. It's not always because the person is fat/lazy/out of shape..

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Thank you! I have an autoimmune disease that causes arthritis as a sort of a side effect. I can't run very much due to the pain in my hips and knees.

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lishajoy777 14

Dont feel bad OP I wouldn't have even tried.. Just THAT lazy.

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A7XCamaro 19

Carry a concealed weapon, not in your purse.

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LuckBeNimble 19

cardio. edit: 27 said the same thing! O:

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AllThingsBright_ 11

Sounds like you should lay off of Mickey D's and jog once in a while. With a little training maybe you'll finally be able to get your belongings back in a month or two.

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BLACKSAGE 4

I would of shot him in the knee cap

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john6155 1

Shit on exercise buy a firearm and get a concealed carry permit wont happen twice

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Dracoboxer357 35

23- I couldn't justify pumping someone full of lead over the contents of my wallet (don't own a purse, sorry). If it came down to that, they can ******* keep it. :p A taser on the other hand.... ;D

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noelasis94 18

That was him cueing you to be a champ eat your wheaties and turn fifty in a day

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AnyaS 19

And that's why he picked you.

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