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Not much better

By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 05:06 - Kazakhstan

Today, I received a text from my girlfriend in which she broke up with me. I was upset, but one minute later another text from her said, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

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You deserved it 3 697

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 284

You deserved it 4 887

It's for the best

By yesguysgetabusedtoo - 24/05/2013 23:42 - New Zealand - Papamoa

Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 618

You deserved it 6 950

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 676

You deserved it 31 441

By anonymous - 01/10/2013 05:36 - United States - Huntington

Today, I sent my girlfriend a text this morning saying I love you. I rarely do this and instead of receiving the same message back, I got a message from my girlfriend accusing me of meaning to send it to someone else and dumped me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 908

You deserved it 7 051

By schwange - 15/05/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 984

You deserved it 3 889

By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 505

You deserved it 417

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 157 379

You deserved it 7 535

Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 020

You deserved it 90

You look like you've seen a ghost

By Anonymous - 16/10/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was being ghosted by the person I’d been talking to online for three months. I was heartbroken, but then I noticed a message notification pop up from him. Excited, I opened it up, only to see, "Sorry, wrong person." FML

I agree, your life sucks 378

You deserved it 90

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 1 612

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:27

Well, I guess you could be happy she didn't mean you. Did you send her a break up text back? Edit: Holy shit. An FML from Kazakhstan? For some reason, I find that really awesome.

abylaunch 10

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:26

you should sleep with her best friend

Comments

plethora 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:18

Given that Borat is fictional, I'd say it's more like asking everyone in a wheelchair if they know Timmy. TIMMAH!!

Kervik 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:23

If people are classed as couples, and she breaks up in one of her couples does that make her single?

Mefreh 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:28

Well, I mean, at least she broke up with him instead of you, I'd be fine with it as long as they didn't go too far.

lover_of_life 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:43

I love how people are like, "She chose you so be happy." or "At least she broke up with him." WTF? SHE STILL CHEATED! People need to understand that! I would have dumped her right then and there.

vita_questa_roba 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:02

Maybe she was guilty for having two bfs and decided to get rid of one and be true to the other. She had a revelation. I am proud of her.

marlux 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:06

you know wat u should do just to mess with her. send her a text saying *damn you have me crabs, i hate you* then send another text saying *sorry wrong ******