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Are you like twelve?
Are you like a dumbass?
All males get random boners unless they have ED but I'm still pretty sure they do
29 - It's worst in class right before you hace to stand up, walk across the classroom and turn something in then walk back. It's like a walk of shame.
It's worst when you go for gym class. Need I say more?
lol ur life sucks
WTF the Dentist....Everyone knows it's the Optometrists that are the sexy people
It's okay, that cheesy mix of elevator/country/70's music turns me on too.
I'm picturing you as that Bill Murray character from the movie. "Little Shop of Horrors".(:
the masochistic patiant and the sadistic dentist Haha God I love that movie
That was Steve Martin.
Steve Martin was the dentist. Bill Murray was the patient that got "excited" by being in the dentist's chair. (: Flash back- he even tried to steal the doctor's tools to remember the experience. Lol
That's like the shortest fml ever.
Uh oh!
did you get excited when he said he was going to put his drill in your mouth?
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Better than having a boner at a funeral.
Can you say "oral fixation"!?!