Intimacy: Not now, Cooper

Not now, Cooper

By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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By bdogge99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 20:55 - United States - College Place

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML

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You deserved it 3 908

Nikkitaria 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:17

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

theevilduchess 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:15

Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

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dorkyprincess 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 21:53

Today some weird guy got a boner will I was drilling his teeth...weird:D

ThatAkwardMoment 2

Monday 31 October 2011 5:00

S&M?

parduezs 6

Monday 31 October 2011 23:03

Better than having one as your female doctor checked if everything was "healthy"

AnthonyN 5

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:42

Been there, done that.

Rowen37 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:49

Can u say easy ...

ppl2ppl 4

Monday 7 November 2011 4:01

Bahahaha ooh kinky much? ;D hahaha still though that sucks hopefully your dentist wasn't a dude...be kinda awkward then....

spartan456 0

Saturday 12 November 2011 23:12

I did to at my dentist let's just say hot tall blond hygienist ;) thank go for hevy jacket and baggy pants :)

bbiiaattcchh13 1

Monday 14 November 2011 3:42

I wonder what happens when you go to the doctor

KevinSerenade 0

Friday 18 November 2011 22:24

If only their are "Happy Endings" for dentist appointments

gamenick94 1

Saturday 19 November 2011 18:43

That's happen to me before

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Not now, Cooper

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