Not now Jesus

By charliemann_ - 12/09/2011 14:28 - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 748
You deserved it 2 780

Same thing different taste

Comments

rarememory 7

Shoulda said thank you ma'am I'll gladly follow you to a church house on Sunday and after she walked away canceled her transaction so the shit aint work LMAO

rarememory 7

Wtf son this isn't "judge my spelling" it's FML so if that's not what your talking about keep scrolling

Take a chill pill, you've got to get used to the grammar nazis of this site if you want to stick around. By the way, he's right: you should learn English.

sorry but you need a dose of reality if you think Jesus is real...

Sorry #135, you need a triple dose of reality to respect other's peoples beliefs, jackass.

suckstoobeyou 0

135- they have proof they Jesus lived..... Next time be more respectful I other religions and get your facts right

For what it's worth, I'm an atheist. I do, however, believe it is probable based on a few non-biblical accounts that a man who was known as Jesus of Nazareth did live and spread his teachings. And if the parables the bible provides are indeed this man's teachings, he had some very nice things to say that all of us would do well to live by regardless of religion or lack thereof.

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Cooluu 5

She's still mad about losing the civil war

I know the feeling. had it happen. I just tell em they can get gas at the next station.

Hannah_grace1414 12

well , op does need Jesus as like everyone else (although people will disagree with me, idc) buut that's not the way to say it..or the time to say it..sorry about that op :p

chika_yeaah23 0
ReynshineCutting 10
HarveyMalone 0
chika_yeaah23 0

85 you also believe in unicorns.

ReynshineCutting 10

Well considering I have one of course I believe in them.

I agree and I'm proud to say it and proud to stand by you sister. :) o/

Hannah_grace1414 12

115, you can't tell that her picture is of a horse with a tied on unicorn thing? wooooow.

melonsisback 6

its people like her that give Christianity a bad name.

chika_yeaah23 0

it's people like her that give people a bad name.

schaflava 0

It's people like her that suck fat penis!

FYLDeep 25

As much as this isn't your fault OP, pre-pay gas stations piss me the **** off. There's no way I would ever buy my gas at one of them unless I had to. I'd rather take my business elsewhere than deal with that bullshit.

chika_yeaah23 0

what gas stations are not prepay?

FYLDeep 25

Damn near all of them in Green Bay.

TheDrifter 23

You must live in a much nicer neighborhood than either of us. I was happy to see that the cashiers in my new area aren't hidden behind bulletproof glass, the chance of them just turning on the pump and hoping you pay them for it later is pretty much zilch.