Not now Jesus

By charliemann_ - 12/09/2011 14:28 - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 748
You deserved it 2 780

Same thing different taste

Comments

perdix 29

Maybe Jesus (Hay-zoose) is the local Mexican guy who fixes broken gas-pump card readers.

Damn it OP, I just laughed out loud in Math class.

YDI. You shouldn't be reading FMLs while in class. And if you really want and realy need to, make a really good effort for everyone else not to notice.

Normally, I agree. However, today we had 20 minutes to do anything. I suppose it wasn't a problem, just kind of embarrassing.

leadman1989 15

Come on guys he needs Jesus because in the bible jesus turns water into gasoline. "flammables 2:3 And thou lord hath created gasoline doritos and gatorade so he can grill these tasty fish because everyone has the munchies from burning the bush."

I know how that is it happens to me all the time be thankful you don't get Jesus flyers like me

I feel sorry for you. but you could always use them as kindling to light the bible up? that's what I do. burn garbage

BigPerro4life 0

Based on what I'm reading, there are quite a few people leaving comments that need Jesus. Who doesn't?

and the apostle said "behold the miracle, Jesus made the gas flow, when my card would not work at the pump". To which Jesus said "no, I just went inside and had the clerk turn on the pump, for the credit card device works inside. the real miracle is I talked the guy into giving me free Skittles". and there was much rejoicing.

And the people feasted on the Skittles, and the Doritos, and various other gas station convenince store snacks. And it was GOOD!