Work: Not now Jesus

Not now Jesus

By charliemann_ - 12/09/2011 14:28 - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML

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You deserved it 2 780

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By sorrygranny - 21/01/2013 16:11 - United States

Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML

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You deserved it 41 408

Get the hell out of there

By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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You deserved it 123

By I hate retail - 17/10/2016 22:12 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got yelled at by a customer for refusing to give a found credit card to a woman it didn't belong to. FML

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You deserved it 771

By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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You deserved it 2 641

By MissSmarts - 14/12/2009 01:27 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store where this really cute guy works. I swiped my card but the machine wouldn't read it. I swiped it quickly some more before getting frustrated and saying, "Your stupid machine doesn't work!" He took the card and turned it around. His face said it all. FML

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You deserved it 39 670

By SarahNB - 01/03/2014 21:09 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML

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You deserved it 16 609

By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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You deserved it 5 087

Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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You deserved it 37 215

Leave me alone

By Quortney - 22/07/2015 04:20 - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML

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You deserved it 3 074

By I hate Walmart???? - 24/02/2014 09:36 - United States - Greensboro

Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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You deserved it 41 648

Fruit_Dealer 9

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

SHE needs therapy.

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 12 September 2011 18:57

WWJD?

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 12 September 2011 20:45

Maybe Jesus (Hay-zoose) is the local Mexican guy who fixes broken gas-pump card readers.

KilteDKilleR 7

Monday 12 September 2011 20:51

Damn it OP, I just laughed out loud in Math class.

Lenho 26

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:41

YDI. You shouldn't be reading FMLs while in class. And if you really want and realy need to, make a really good effort for everyone else not to notice.

KilteDKilleR 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:19

Normally, I agree. However, today we had 20 minutes to do anything. I suppose it wasn't a problem, just kind of embarrassing.

leadman1989 15

Monday 12 September 2011 21:57

Come on guys he needs Jesus because in the bible jesus turns water into gasoline. "flammables 2:3 And thou lord hath created gasoline doritos and gatorade so he can grill these tasty fish because everyone has the munchies from burning the bush."

roseXthorns 8

Monday 12 September 2011 22:43

I think you've been burning some bush.

leadman1989 15

Monday 12 September 2011 22:50

pilotoenrique 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:39

LOL

KnucklesDeep 5

Monday 12 September 2011 22:40

How would a pile of dust help?

GabbyCharityM 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:43

Somebody needs to get laid..

zeligtheblessed 0

Monday 12 September 2011 22:50

You just can't win with christians

mightyiollan2 3

Monday 12 September 2011 22:52

I know how that is it happens to me all the time be thankful you don't get Jesus flyers like me

jkelly76426 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:01

I feel sorry for you. but you could always use them as kindling to light the bible up? that's what I do. burn garbage

BigPerro4life 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:20

Based on what I'm reading, there are quite a few people leaving comments that need Jesus. Who doesn't?

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 12 September 2011 23:26

and the apostle said "behold the miracle, Jesus made the gas flow, when my card would not work at the pump". To which Jesus said "no, I just went inside and had the clerk turn on the pump, for the credit card device works inside. the real miracle is I talked the guy into giving me free Skittles". and there was much rejoicing.