Not now, Kevin

By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0

were you ******* David Attenborough by any chance?

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iamireland 1

The fact that he can even THINK about male-birth while having sex with you is a sign that he's a keeper.

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lovethis_website 0

***********?

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24788 6

Hmm, tell him to be quiet or no more sex. Puts the fear in them.

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cms70 0

Your boyfriend deserves better than a frigid bitch like you if you think this is a FML. My boyfriend says weird shit like that all the time during sex, and it just makes me love him more. Shallow people will never understand that sex is about much more than orgasms

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tayman 0

haha calm down, its ******* FML. dont be so harsh and just go along with the joke. its funny, so laugh

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LiznessMonster 9

Different people like different things. I wouldn't want my boyfriend to strike up random converstaion in intimate moments, it just ruins the mood for some people, like me, and I can assure you I'm neither frigid or a bitch. It's great that you don't mind that your boyfriend does that, other people do.

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iamireland 1

The fact that he can even THINK about male-birth while having sex with you is a sign that he's a keeper.

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richard92105 0

agreed, he's getting you on the mood, seahorses doing it sounds hot

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braveblade74 0

And after giving birth, he wants to eat the baby?

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jskibabe22 4

thats a turn on. hahaha, jkjk

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