Intimacy, Sex, Underwear and Love: Not really the desired effect

Not really the desired effect

By Ouchithurt - 04/08/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 019

You deserved it 21 065

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 046

You deserved it 45 872

Protip

By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 092

You deserved it 471

By Gordon - 22/07/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82 701

You deserved it 6 765

Cockstepblocked

By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 18:00

Today, while rushing upstairs to have sex, I tripped on the stairs and rammed my naked boner into the edge of the step. All my wife could do is laugh at me. Now it even hurts to pee or put my trousers on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 133

You deserved it 470

By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 356

You deserved it 11 009

By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 360

You deserved it 7 146

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 994

You deserved it 4 551

By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 967

You deserved it 8 441

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 386

You deserved it 103 231

By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 636

You deserved it 31 360

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:08

omg, wow., lol!!!! u must have been blown away with wat u saw

Caael 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:13

Hope you got sympathy sex

Comments

FarSide 22

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:39

@97: The poor farm boy had probably only seen a cow vag before his girlfriend... Assuming his gf WAS a real girl...

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:12

i love how people are getting mixed thoughts about WHY the guy fell. my first thought was that he got excited. am i right? enlighten me.

misty_donna 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:35

yeah i think you're right, i mean i assumed he was excited not disgusted :P

Vero_B 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:34

Hahaha that's hilarious.

bbobe900000 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 6:40

this is pretty damn funny. hahahahaha

nodbor 11

Wednesday 5 August 2009 9:39

Amateur

tany_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 3:53

haha i thought they ment was that your first

fuckerlife 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:45

ahahahahahah oh mannn

ouchithurt 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:23

Ahhh! Some of you guys are such trolls! Look, I was going up the stairs (I expected her to be wearing panties) When I saw she didn't have any on, I was entranced lol. No, I'm not a virgin. No, I'm not an amateur. I just didn't expect no panties, WE WERE AT MY HOUSE! My Girlfriend isn't some *****? I was just staring, I missed a step and boom! Yes we did end up having sex after that if you truly care that much.

boatkicker 4

Friday 7 August 2009 5:07

good job imitating OP. you even got the name right, except for at the time you posted this FML you didn't have 'ouchithurt' as your username, or else you'd have a little badge under the up or down thumbs ups. tell me: why did you not make this account until after posting your FML? lol. I do not believe you're OP. you will not convince me so dont bother, but whatever. at least you got the name right (i've seen people **** that up before and still say they were OP. although you did forget to capitalize the O)

ouchithurt 0

Friday 7 August 2009 21:33

You, Are quite possibly the biggest idiot in the world. Why in the HELL would someone make an account to take credit for an FML? Complete idiot. Well 1st off, I submitted the FML on the site when I didn't have an account. I was new to the site so I didn't really think It was going to get accepted. Then when it did, and I see a bunch of people saying my girlfriend is a ****, It kinda pissed me off. I decided to make an account and give more details. Your a complete idiot if you think that i'm not "OP" I really don"t even know what that means, I'm thinking like the person who wrote it? But anyway what I said before is exactly what happened.