Not so anal retentive then…

By Anonymous - 03/02/2017 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, after finally breaking up with my controlling girlfriend, she took a shit in my socks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 351
You deserved it 742

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sock her ass, she sounds like a piece of shit.

cheeology 22

how does one shit in a sock? I think you need to fight fire with fire and shit on her door step OP, add glitter for a nice touch.

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If that's all it cost you, you did alright. You hear horror stories about some of these bad breakups. Count yourself lucky and move on. Also, change the locks so she doesn't try and do it again.

_fakebelieve 9

Take the shit-filled socks stick em in a brown lunch bag put em on her step and light that ****** on fire. Lol

Good riddance. Now what you need to do is find a pair of gloves and smear it on her car.

You mean she filled several socks with one turd each or did she pop a squat in your sock drawer. In either case, that's excellent control.