Not so smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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Damian95 16

A pun like that? I say neigh.

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tigerisabelle 31

Neigh way. Hay did you let that happen? C'mon, he was just horsing around. Don't take a hoof up the ass.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Still, that was a pretty mane thing for the horse to do.

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ILoveMyArm 15

Hey, don't rein on the fun. I guess horse puns aren't welcome here, of horse I am going to try it out anyway. Who am I kidding, this is a night-mare. I apologize in advance for my terrible puns.

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Pesticides 19

I hope the neigh-bors can identify the horse. That is not stable behavior of a horse

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SlapAndTickle 20

Let me guess, puns are now overrated and are now looked down in? Pffft.

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CobraLazerFace 21

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NAY-BORHOOD MUTHERBUCKER!

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ty7in_topic 31

Rule number one on a farm: don't carry your food around animals.

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Welshite 39

Humans are animals. We aren't safe anywhere! *clutches lunch close*

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PenguinBitch 43

If ms Parker wants the apple, MS PARKER GETS THE APPLE!

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AGB10 19

Aren't you glad it wasn't you who was the apple of his eye?

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Ari1337 15

Yeah its a good thing OP was just holding it.

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Olympiakos10 15

Did it have it's hoof to your neck as it slowly started to eat the apple?

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Thoricsteam20 24

Thank you, Lmao so hard right now picturing that XD

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Wizardo 33

I can only imagine Maximus from Tangled in this situation, you shohld be honoured to be mugged by such awesomeness.

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Angelface1692 5

I was hoping someone would mention Max :) he would def do that haha

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whateverwillwork 14

OP, your apple shouldn't be your mane concern. Did you break anything?

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