Not so smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 14/08/2013 09:11 - United States - Sanford

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML
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Damian95 16

A pun like that? I say neigh.

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thepretender10 4

at least he didn't attempt to rape you

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SlapAndTickle 20

You sir have issues. For that to be your first thought I'm going to assume you've watched too many ********** videos..

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Shadowbay 18

Yeah you never eat something like that in a field with horses... sounds like it was just one. Your lucky there weren't more they might've fought over it...

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Croco83 7

I'm sure this will be something that you'll look back on and laugh your ass off every time you tell it. I'm sorry, but this is just too funny! Hope you're all right OP; I know that horses can really hurt people bad if they want to.

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worldclassrager 39

Looks like you are going to have to swap out fruit for the morning walks make sure the horse is secure...

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queerchristian 5

At least he didn't try to eat it out of your hand, along with you hand.

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