Not so white lie

By mintyfresh - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0

That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

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BellaMuerte_fml 0

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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PhillyFox 0

What difference would it make? The dentist can tell that you obviously don't care about your oral hygeine. Why do you even go to the dentist??

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nonotme 0

So what? Stop posting this shit people.

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bsias4ever 0

toothbrush: $3 Toothpaste: $5 Fresh Breath: priceless xD no girls for u xD

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DoomJeff91 2

Laptop: $399 New keys for keyboard: $11 Internet Connection: $19.95 a month Using a joke from Mastercard that wasn't very funny to begin with: Priceless

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perdix 29

DoomJeff, it WAS funny the very first time, but the subsequent milking of it became unfunny fast. The first "What's in your wallet?" commercial was great, now they are dementedly pathetic.

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dogsickftl 0

Today, my patient opened her mouth and the stench was soo bad the flowers died. FML

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Coltronics 0

heh, you're dentist took one look at your mouth and thought " jackpot! ". you're lack of oral hygiene prolly gonna get him half of his new car

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crymeariver1984 0

Wow, real original guy! Try saying something 50 other people haven't said. Then you won't be getting replies like this. Sorry, I'm an asshole and I hate lazy people that don't know what to say but the obvious reaction. Nothing personal.

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JoeDotPadilla 0

I hope you lose all your teeth. Douche. Brush those teeth. I can't believe people agreed to this FML.

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thesadpiggy 0

ew. that is disgusting. and unhealthy. not to mention plain gross. plus you know your dentist can TELL that you were lying right?

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xmagster 0

Ew ew ew. That is the GROSSEST thing I have ever heard. My roommate in college only brushed her teeth every week or so, and her teeth where gross. I can't imagine what yours look like!! YDI!

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