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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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The pros and cons of dating

By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

Did he at least put out?

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emer_helena 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:24

So did you stay at the date and pretend you were gay or tell him and leave?

cucuto89 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:25

Cool Story BRo

lastminuteperm 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:53

Sorry but I started cracking up! How did you not know that it was a guy BEFORE the date. I know guys don't usually ask what she looks like, or anything else like that but you would need to know that info before the date so you would reconize him...wait I'm forgeting that he was gay so he was probably wearing girl clothes and all that jazz. Sorry dude.

WPGguy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:03

He's gay so he must be wearing girl cloths? Shut the **** up.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:29

Yeah...blind dates usually imply not seeing the person beforehand..

mexicansweetie48 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:13

lol. fyl. why dont you become friends with him at least... you can never have to many gay friends.

nonotme 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 17:23

I thought about it for awhile, and... YDI. Blind dates are retarded.

AAAAHHHH12 2

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:12

So your co-worker set you up with another guy? FYL.

Oxnard 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:17

YDI for going on a blind date and for thinking it's FML just because someone thinks you're gay.

Bryan_Z 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:02

I agree ^^

ithedarkknight 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:03

wow dude idk... what are they gay signs... usually if you walk kinda funny and your voice sounds really high pitch or you move your hands funny thats how i would think your gay

kewlz323 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:37

haha thats pretty funny is your voice high or something else like that that could possibly give off a gay vibe that a co worker could possibly get confused? and at least they thought of getting a blind date together for you it's so nice.

tehee 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:46

Yet another guy on FML who worries about other people labeling him as gay... "oh noes! That random person over there thinks I'm gay! What ever shall I do!?"

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:49

I don't think the bad part is that the co-worker thought he was gay. lol... I'd say it's an FML for having a gay date when the person is not. FYL. D:

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