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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 453

You deserved it 4 639

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 002

You deserved it 4 486

You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 329

You deserved it 3 266

Nope, just nope

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 347

You deserved it 4 008

Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 367

You deserved it 31 756

By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 702

You deserved it 3 567

How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

I agree, your life sucks 496

You deserved it 72

Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 836

You deserved it 384

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 959

You deserved it 3 800

But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 150

You deserved it 349

The pros and cons of dating

By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 650

You deserved it 140

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Top comments

Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

Did he at least put out?

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iKaite 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:29

For some reason, I'm not sure I believe this.

Alexis_Anne 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:29

All you people dont read correctly, they set him up on a blind date, BUT his coworkers thinks hes gay so they set him up with a guy! FYL indeed.

soccerkrzy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:11

NO shit you dumbass! Whenever you go for a blind date, you at least ask some basic info of the person and a simple question of "What's her name?" or "Is she hot?" or any other question that would have "her" in it would've tipped it off.

UFCFIGHTER 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:31

Wow #8 you're like 7 numbers off 

Tsukasa_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:57

Thank you Captain Obvious.

lovelykendra5 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 14:38

Stop being Gayish ?

cygnus12345 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:04

"today, I set up my gay coworker who is always very feminine on a blind date with another gay man. I got a call five minutes into their date. my coworker isn't gay. FML"

hotstuff81 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 15:52

1. Maybe you really are gay and you co-worker was just trying to lead you in the right direction. 2. She should be embarassed if you really aren't gay for making such a big mistake.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:04

8 fails OP- look on the bright side: at least she knows you're straight now.

anamaia 5

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:15

OMG I'm tired of these!! So what if someone thinks you're gay? It's not that bad! Stop complaining, really.

tony729 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:16

wouldnt you ask for the persons name before the date?

Alexgoesfml 3

Sunday 28 June 2009 16:22

YDI for going on a blind date.

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