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Not that there's anything wrong with that

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By lonely - 04/04/2011 10:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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Mixed signals

By Mark - 27/03/2017 09:00 - United States - Knoxville

Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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The pros and cons of dating

By Fun but pointless date - 28/08/2023 20:00

Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML

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Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:40

I don't see the problem here other than disappointing a random stranger. She should be the one embarrassed for making such a huge assumption.

stringoffail 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 13:42

Did he at least put out?

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chelseadaggers 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:59

This is soooo Chandler in friends =]

jaxsk 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:12

I can't believe you didn't talk at all about the person before you agreed to go out. You never asked "What is she like" or anything similar? I am really shocked you didn't get any sort of description that would use a gender related word at least once... At least you can't be too shallow of a guy that you didn't ask what she looked like at all.

cattoe7 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:36

LOL.. awkward?.. much?

johnnywhee 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 20:44

Was your date a good kisser? lol

kaelendra 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 21:01

blind dates are typically a bad idea...

Loser390 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 22:21

What if he wasa realy an ugly girl?

defsdgdh 4

Monday 29 June 2009 0:18

Don't act like such a fag

jr21soccer 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:22

ur FML made my day i was cracking up do u dress gay lol :D

alliemi 0

Monday 29 June 2009 5:38

THIS HAPPENED ON 30 ROCK.

vasup 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:09

id slap that bitch

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