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By Imgonnahaveabf - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

attack it every time it barks

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ICATiger 13

Guess it's the dog who gets the last laugh...

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hateevryone 14

just don't laugh when he's around.

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Mifflicious 18

Then you and your parents should train the dog not to, YOU are the leader, not the dog. Unless you just got it because OH SO CUTE I WANT A PUPPY and know nothing about dogs. In that case, poor dog and it's your own fault.

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belle_creature 1

Lmfao i needed this

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punchline_fml 5

Haha if you can't laugh about this I will for you!

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raphanne_fml 33

Then, it's not the best idea to go on FML in front of your dog...

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SamLiveFree_77 9

You Must Have one annoying ass laugh then! FYL.

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ScarletBloom 14

A joker in your house will be a burden to you.

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BigSlingin 0

Shock collar that thing.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Shock collar yourself.

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