Now we cook

By JAdams - 13/08/2012 00:49 - United States - Newkirk

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 645
You deserved it 2 948

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Most 15 year olds work on their "math" not "meth" :P

Perhaps they need to refine their METHods, then.

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Tell him that he should stop getting his idea from Breaking Bad.

Loo I love that show. Sorry for typos. Mama never said to stay off Fml while drunk.

Jessj958 19

I love that show too! It's awesome I watched every season on Netflix I couldn't get enough!

insertnameherr 11

So.......... I CAN make meth with simple household objects?

TexasRandi 1

Looks like a future druggie you have there, OP.

That's what happens when you ask the internet how to make meth.

I think your son needs to be scared shitless. Do you have any friends who can pretend to be police (who heard about meth-lab rumor)? This should stop him in his tracks!

A friend got her misbehaving daughter a tour of the local jail... and morgue. I bet OP's local cops would be glad to give her boy a similar eye-opener.

iseyixes 18

These kids these days are getting dumber and dumber.

shawnaishere 14

I hope you have a talk with him, thats after you beat him ass and tell the parents of his friend.

olpally 32

There's plenty of cornfields in Oklahoma... much easier to grow and profit from... This alleged meth head of a son you have, is just a meat headed dumb ass...

I would seriously be kickin ass even if it was a horrifically failed attempt you know what they say... It's the thought that counts

You know what they say.. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree!(;

KiddNYC1O 20

Well, Apple is rather successful.