Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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enonymous 8

Dude 2 minutes? I want this guys autograph. Setting world records... I think I'm at 30 seconds of fury myself

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Mauskau 35

If it was his first time that's why it was quick, tends to be for guys as it's a new feeling to them and they love it XD

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arkid24 1

Build up stamina with lots of erotic foreplay, itll make it longer and more romantic and intense which is good if it doesnt last ling

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kitties_fml 12

Your first time is supposed to last 2 minutes. It's all the subsequent times that count. Get on it! (and don't be a bitch to your boyfriend, as this FML indicates you might be).

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kalbrek009 20

Wow, obviously you're both too young for sex, & he's especially immature with his comment afterwards... Frankly I'm surprised he even made it that far. But then not all guys are gonna last an hour their 1st time like I did. :). I was nearly 18 1/2 yrs old. There's just something to be said about waiting, it may seem like it sucks but you realize later it was for the best!

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EvilDave 13

OP, he wasn't very bright. If it were me and it were still hard afterward, I would just put it back in and continue on!

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WadeWilson_fml 6

...Jesus christ, thanks to all the stories like this I know not to ever have sex with a teenager. Laughable.

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