Weird, Thief, ACAB and Cops: Oddly specific

Oddly specific

By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno

Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

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By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully, they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2018 14:30 - United States

Today, my house was broken into. I'm really poor and don't have a television or nice clothing, so they just dumped my trash all over the house and stole my one loaf of bread that was supposed to last me for the week. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By treeless - 24/12/2011 08:11 - Canada

Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2012 21:41 - Canada - Orillia

Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML

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priceyfml 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 16:59

How could the police not believe you, the police have to help. Try asking for different officers to report this to.

EggsinaBasket 9

Saturday 29 June 2013 16:59

Looks like you've really been stripped naked.

Comments

AshAsh014 4

Monday 1 July 2013 23:08

The thief is an idiot. But it was your good fortune =)

AloysiusWeasley 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 8:16

Definitely follow up with a different officer, and complain about the original ones. I very much agree that you most likely know whoever did it, so you may want to be stealthy and check out all your friends, family members, and ex's. In case it's a creepy stalker, please go and change your locks and beef up your home security! Stay safe, and good luck. I hope you get your stuff back, I can't even imagine having to replace all my clothes.

Cheapo_potato 1

Sunday 14 July 2013 4:15

Thaaaaats the Nevada I know!

TheHeroBilly 3

Monday 5 August 2013 5:22

My house was broken into months ago what was stolen? My remote. Now every now and then the guy drives by changing the channels.

darkfireflame 15

Friday 13 September 2013 11:32

The perfect crime is one that no one believes anybody would ever do.

thecrazymancan 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 23:00

What the hell kind of cops are these? I'm not even a cop and I still know that most thieves are idiots. The only thing that surprises me here is that these officers can be so clueless.