Family and Love: Oh, hai Mark

Oh, hai Mark

By Jenn - 03/07/2013 02:39 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I saw my older sister for the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman my college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately, our reunion was fueled by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

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By Jessica - 21/10/2009 18:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By thankspal - 24/06/2012 10:57 - United States

Today, while shopping, I bumped into a guy I knew in high school. He went on about he heard I'd got married, looked like I'd had a baby, and that, "she looks just like you!" The kid was my niece, and my husband broke up with me 2 years ago. Thanks for bringing that up. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 17:24 - United States

Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex wife. FML

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Family snapshot

By Anonymous - 25/10/2016 05:06

Today, our family reunion began with my sister calling my brother's current crazy girlfriend by his last crazy girlfriend's name and ended with my dad telling my adopted niece that he wanted a family picture without her in it, but she could be in the next one. FML

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You deserved it 816

Succession

By Anonymous - 30/04/2022 16:00

Today, I reunited with my mother and my sisters after a long time. I actually walked out of the reunion, too, after I drove 800 km away, only to find out that they're fighting over my late father's inheritance. I had vanished from my family because they were always possessive and crawling up my ass every time. FML

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Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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By Mills - 18/01/2010 11:49 - United States

Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML

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Rozza17 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:16

Wow your sisters horrible. Sorry OP for going through that

Grand_Cookie 21

Wednesday 3 July 2013 11:19

She's a home wrecking ***** and your husband is a piece of shit too. I'm sorry to hear this. She seems pretty dead set on ruining your life.

Comments

Perdition25 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:21

Another FML that needs a follow-up.

newstart11 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:28

Your sister is a booty hole if anything she's just jealous of the guys you have been able to get but yet again they turn out to be scum bags so...

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:28

This may sound mean, but YDI for letting him meet your sister after the fiasco with your college boyfriend. Also divorce him and take it all, move cross country and find a new guy. Leave the family and don't let them contact you (aside from the parents depending upon their view of this whole thing)

irishmaiden78 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:44

How is it her fault when her husband obviously can't keep it in his pants? Also there may be other circumstances that we don't know about. No where does it say how long they have been together or married. There is a possibility that he was with her sister before he was with her. You really never know.

Raum 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:15

No one deserves to be cheated on. How is it her fault? Yeah, her sister had done this before, but how was OP to know that it would happen again, especially if the husband hadn't given her any reason to think him untrustworthy prior to this?

Late_night83 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:37

Wow. Your sister is a big fat **** face and deserves every single bit if bad karma that comes her way. What a ******* ****.

lollypop30001 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:38

Wow your the Step Mom to your nephew crazy.

lollypop30001 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:41

I also guess your sister can't find her own man with out your help. She a sicko

mohawkbear 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:42

Jerry Springer much? YDI, OP.

krtrupp 7

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:52

Sorry OP. You put an amazing story into a few words. Good luck. Your sister is a lost cause, but try to remember it's not the kid's fault.

Anumayis 34

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:57

so.. you married within 2 years?

Raum 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:18

I'm pretty sure the implication is that the husband cheated on her. But even if they did marry within two years, I don't see what the problem is.

afallingstar 22

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:21

Damn OP your sister's a bitch. I would suggest moving far away from her (after divorcing your husband) so she can't steal your next man- seems like she had some childhood jealousy issues she never got over. I have 3 sisters and if any of them stole my man there would be hell to pay...