Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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jose1760 1

He should of used his Jedi powers to help you avoid the car accident!

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cash_monkey72 9

The Sith are better!

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geon_olam 17

But that would have sent the car flying into a nearby tree, swiftly killing all three passengers! Ur a horrible horrible person.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Jedies don't exist...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Jedies don't exist...

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maryam8869 7

Didnt he use his voice .,?! just waving is stupid and confusing .

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maryam8869 7

OMG... my highest thumbs up ever :>

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ICATiger 13

When someone is about to get hit by a car you don't start waving like a retard you would at least shout a warning at them....

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anakaren_831 1

He should have used a more obvious cue that you don't use quite often to signal "hello".

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indiiboo 0

Something tells me people don't wave to you often...Lol xD

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andreajassel 0

Well at least it didn't hit you lol

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TexasMud 8

He was trying to persuade the driver to hit you, and you interpreted it the wrong way.

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veritoswty6 14

If you didn't know the man, you should've seen back before waving at him back FYL

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