Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14

Maybe something more than a ******* wave would've been able to warn you. I've got a pretty loud voice, and even if I didn't I'd be able to find the switch to scream at someone to atleast get the **** out of the way.

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kimmi41509 10

Maybe you shouldn't be presumably walking in the middle of the road. YDI

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Enslaved 36

Watch where you are going! There are some crazy drivers. (I know that all too well) I would think a wave and a "get out of the way" hand gesture should look different.

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littlemsweirdo 12

Sorry man. you kinda deserved it for not being attentive. Didn't we all learn to look both ways when crossing a street in preschool? o_O

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twilightluvr101 4

Well maybe op was being attentive until her neighbor waved(attempted warning) and distracted her thus leading to her not seeing the car

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pinkcrayola 0

So did you get hit?

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mauguster 15

Yes, she died instantly

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pinkcrayola 0

You can get ht by a car without dying.

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mauguster 15

I was being sarcastic saying she is fine because if she was really hurt she wouldn't be worrying about posting this to FML

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SnowGo 1

Hey would u like to play mw3 with me???

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nowais 0

He was distracting you so you would get hit :)

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Dajucy1 7

At least now you both have something to talk about

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Eddie465 0

What happen to yelling out, "Look out!"

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Mr25_fml 14

"Hiii!! How are you today! How's your fam-" WHAM! This is the reason we look before crossing the street

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