Oh, hi Mark!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Olympia

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Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
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Unbweavable 17

Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?

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gabe222 25

Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind

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supportcommand 17

Pretty nasty spot to do it really. A multi person use bathtub, unless you clean it first but who's going to do that. Your sisters a classy girl I bet.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I always clean my tub before I take a bath, it creeps me the **** out otherwise I use things like that magic eraser or those disposable toilet bowl scrubbers that go on the end of the wand that I keep specifically for the bathtub, or sometimes just a sponge & shampoo. After the first time it really isn't that hard and it fixes the disturbing issue of floating around in other people's slime

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mhopper 13

You should have taken a dump to teach them a lesson!

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LadySigyn 17

Ive done something similar OP, though in my case, it was my sister's bedroom (I honestly didnt think she was home that night, it was late and I didnt see her car...) and bam, she was going down on her boyfriend. Yeah, I shut the door immediately, ******* awkward.

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daytoday21 10

You went to pee in your sister's bedroom?

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LadySigyn 17

No, I was going in there to toss laundry on her bed, sorry for the mix up :>

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chicagoguy 2

Hey what nationality are you?

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Gondile 4

The real question, 28, is what Nationality are you?

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DocBastard 38

Chicagoguy - She's Effemellian, just like all of us.

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rattusrattus 18

Be thankful for your lack of glasses. BE THANKFUL FOR YOUR LACK OF GLASSES. And I hope blurry boyfriend was on top because that makes it marginally less squicky.

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annie_nk 22

I don't think I've ever heard the word squicky before lol.

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simplylost643 0

#25- How exactly would a couple go about missionary position in a bathtub without the woman drowning? Woman on top, sure. Doggie style, you bet. Missionary, probably not, unless the man has some amazing back bending ability and the woman is a world class breath holder.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Don't fill up the tub...

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coolbrony12 3

Other types of jobs were being done as well. :)

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Rocky007 15

You better be a girl. Otherwise why we're you sitting down to pee?

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MichellinMan 20

It clearly said OP (overpowered penis) has poor vision, leading to the high chance of missing the toilet. Or maybe it is a girl. Who knows.

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DjeePee 24

To pee and shit at the same time. D'uh.

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daytoday21 10

Wouldnt you just assume its a girl when you see that? Why the weird attitude?

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pokefan813 16

Pardon my French but who the fucl says its illegal for a guy to pee sitting down?

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pokefan813 16

***** my fingers are fat as shit! (pardon my french again)

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hqbrat 8

At least you were blinded I wouldn't have wanted to see

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MichellinMan 20

They said: JOIN, OR DIE.

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