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By Anonymous - 26/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Olympia

Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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By WentInABush - 15/11/2012 07:23 - United States - Portland

Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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By whymyroomthough - 06/08/2014 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Anon - 25/08/2015 10:10 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I took a phone call in the bathroom, since the rest of the house was too noisy. I sat down on the toilet and waited while they put me on hold. After a while, I must have forgotten the lid was down and my pants were still on, because I started peeing myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 19:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML

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Sunday 26 August 2012 16:03

Sooo you're so blind you can't see two human bodies?

gabe222 25

Sunday 26 August 2012 16:04

Musta been quiet sex or something... Otherwise you'da heard 'em Unless of course you are deaf to go along with half blind

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 27 August 2012 9:07

95 - don't apologize, defend to the death!! Keep going making stupid points and basically throwing a temper tantrum long after you've realized your original comment was crap! What kind of FMLer are you?!

noisebox 1

Monday 27 August 2012 17:31

Too bad you were not having a smelly rotten eggs pooh...

awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 27 August 2012 17:52

I read that wrong the first time and thought you said "my older sister and MY boyfriend."

phimaia 1

Monday 27 August 2012 20:35

That's awesome

ben10jammin 3

Monday 27 August 2012 21:44

How do you know they were having sex if you couldn't see them ?

Raelthelamb 31

Monday 29 October 2012 5:20

Maybe she could hear them.

blackwidowtaco 31

Wednesday 4 September 2013 16:45

How do you know op is a she?

alliwannadoishav 0

Monday 27 August 2012 23:53

I can't believe so many of you are shocked or disgusted by them having sex in the tub. Shower sex or tub sex is great! Sorry for OP though. Wouldn't want to see my sister or have her and her bf watch me pee.