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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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flockz 19

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

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jobsman99 0

Maybe you more than only propositioned him.

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KiddNYC1O 20

By more than, do you mean she blew him so bad she used her teeth?

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flockz 19

nooooo...... please...... bad memories..... MAKE THEM STOP!!

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loserboii 11

You should have had drunken sex with him. Then he wouldn't think you're so weird

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loserboii 11

You should have had drunken sex with him. Then he wouldn't think you're so weird

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spottyblanket 8

It isn't good to drink that much and not remember it. 0_o

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lucyinthesky420 10

LOL win. Ive done this, luckily it's not awkward. Next time, slow down while drinking so you don't get hammered all at once and black out :)

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c0c0_fml 16

So many "you deserve it" lately! You definitely do and you're disgusting! Learn how to drink.

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cooLING 0

Stop being a snob. I bet you're not attractive all the time either!

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chay_chay 5

Just say that wasn't me, it was my twin ;) lol

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NullPointer 20

The fact that he didn't say yes leads me to the conclusion that you are ugly. So despite the fact that you totally deserve this, f your life for being ugly.

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