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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML
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flockz 19

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

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Feklfekl2222 32

You should never be that drunk without friends that are slightly less drunk that will stop you doing things like that. What a stupid comment for my 400th comment. It barely makes sense.

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MommaMuff 6

I can die happy knowing this is your 400th comment. That information was the most important thing I've ever learned. Thank you.

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Feklfekl2222 32

I see it was so important for you to comment about it's importantness. I'm honoured.

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guitardude728 9

wait... people don't find that attractive???

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Mr25_fml 14

That awkward moment when you realize you were vomiting and humping your friend last time you saw them

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Sagginbackwards 3

He was only awkward because he was waiting for more humping.

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missamazinggg 12

When you repeat a comment above your own.

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drew_jordan1 0

If I had a nickel for everytime I've been in this situation I'd have 25 cent

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drew_jordan1 0

And I meant that I was the one that felt awkward not the one that was drunk

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AkshaySauce 5

No offense, but your profile picture strongly suggests that you are, in fact, a "douche bag".

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DocBastard 38

Drew - First of all, pull your damned shirt down and have some ******* self respect. No one is impressed, I assure you. Second, no one here believes that drunk women have hit on you once, let alone 5 times. Again, NO ONE is impressed.

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Llama_Face89 33

54- ah but you changed your picture. Guess he struck a nerve, eh?

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