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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 15:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

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By SHAME! - 20/05/2019 16:02

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I found out that the last time he saw me I was blind drunk and vomiting after having propositioned him all evening. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Austin Franklin - 18/03/2012 11:41 - United States

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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Chuds out on the town

By GeeThanks - 25/07/2013 02:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:50

"i know you wanna come home with me and hit this. here hold my cup-- *blahghhhhgahahga* ya you wanna hit this."

eeppiicc 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:55

You're 16 how have you "done that once"?

Comments

loserman67 35

Wednesday 28 December 2011 20:59

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off because I get a mental image of your evening going something like this: "Ello Darling, BLLAHAHHGGGHHGGH" "Oh my, excuse me Dear. My you're a handsome Bloke..BLLLAGAGAGHHHGGGA" "I was wondering if you'd like to go to my flat and give me a good Rodgering...BLLAHAGGGHHAGGHAGGA" "Oh my, sorry for my cheese breath, but you'll never smell it as I slob your knob, BBALLAGGGHHHA" "Where are you going, I was hoping you'd stick your stiffy in me, BLLLAAGGAGAHHHAGGA" "COME BBLLLAGAGAHHHAGAGAA BACK, PLEASE COME BLLAGGAHAGGA BACK, STOP RUNNING"

flockz 19

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:57

lol at slob on your knob.

Deemee 3

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:43

Blind drunk and puking. Wow. You are quite a catch...

awesomesauce121 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:59

Not first!

lhfireman 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:23

really? u couldn't control ur alcohol the first time and completely forget about vomiting all over the place. yeah, that's a turn on

ALLDAY88 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:32

Honestly, I don't think you drank enough.

MissMcFly 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:40

Just be like "Oh that was me? I dont remember that... Anyways busy tomorrow night?" lol it might work(:

Fragmonto 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:40

First impressions... They're so important.

austinha11 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:09

Wh0re. Drinking isn't impressive.

jmalaer 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:36

Blind drunk? Propositioning him? I'm sorry but nobody says these things where I come from, I have no idea what OP is talking about really. I get the general idea, but can somebody please translate?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:00

Seriously? Instead of looking like the total idiot you are, go on... oh... I don't know... urbandictionary<dot>com.

charmanderCHAR 5

Thursday 29 December 2011 1:07

You are obviously blind, because you did not read that OP was from the UK. They have different ways of speaking, you arrogant piece of shit.

crammer1 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 0:12

Don't worry OP...I've done that too. Too much alcohol = too much confidence with lowered inhibitions. It can be an embarassing combo. Atleast you didn't get that drunk at a work party. That's the worst!!!