Birthday, ACAB and Cops: On the fence

On the fence

By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 983

You deserved it 26 783

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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You deserved it 17 847

Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 381

You deserved it 989

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 705

You deserved it 151

By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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You deserved it 133

That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 289

By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 032

You deserved it 2 689

By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 458

You deserved it 3 220

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 642

You deserved it 2 151

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 241

You deserved it 3 050

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

I agree, your life sucks 411

You deserved it 86

bballer4life895 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:52

Obviously you shouldn't be drinking if your underage, especially if your dads a cop. You should know better

Wizardo 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:52

He's doing his job and you're underage, this isn't Superbad Mr. McLovin...

Comments

darkmis1 17

Monday 17 June 2013 16:43

YDI. Your dad is a cop - he can't ignore the law for you.

iforgavelennon 7

Tuesday 18 June 2013 0:13

Sorry, but YDI. If you drink underage, you run the risk of getting caught.

klade99 4

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:02

what kind of dad is that -.-

meganroisin 1

Tuesday 25 June 2013 0:43

It always amazes me how uptight people can be about underage drinking

sockpuppets 1

Tuesday 25 June 2013 23:24

lol..retarded..when we were kids, 15-16 (21 now).i live in alberta...butmy parents would throw parties for us and all our friends..about 70-80 of us.it was a small town so everyone knew everyone...and the cops would show up every time..just to look around and see that everyone was being safe..we knew all the cops by name in town...my parents would take everyones keys at the door, my mom doesnt drink so she would watch and make sure no one drove..we paid for taxies for anyone who needed them.make sandwich platters and the whole nine, as well as boot for all of us and buy the booze.cops figured better to have em all in a controlled envornment then out at bush parties or whatever.. and we never got noise complaints or in trouble once

Kenpokid4 2

Saturday 6 July 2013 23:04

Uh, OP never said anything about there actually being alcohol there. He was "estranged," so he could just be doing it out of spite, illegitimately.

notevenonce 5

Friday 12 July 2013 20:24

Well you should have known better than to have underage drinking in the first place. But what happened between you and your father after that? Did he just leave your life again or..?

Annihilator257 15

Friday 30 January 2015 5:15

No sympathy from me. It's against the law.

creeperdevon 18

Tuesday 14 April 2015 12:59

I can't believe more than 46k people think his life sucks. He's underage drinking, and it's not by like a year, he's not even a legal adult yet. This is ridiculous