Birthday, ACAB and Cops: On the fence

On the fence

By fuckyouverymuch - 13/06/2013 10:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML

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By savanna(: - 12/02/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

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Arrested

By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano

Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML

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He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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By VedaLynn - 03/12/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML

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By PC Jones - 20/09/2011 14:56 - Australia

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

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You deserved it 3 220

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

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You deserved it 2 151

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 86

bballer4life895 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:52

Obviously you shouldn't be drinking if your underage, especially if your dads a cop. You should know better

Wizardo 33

Thursday 13 June 2013 18:52

He's doing his job and you're underage, this isn't Superbad Mr. McLovin...

Comments

dunebro 15

Friday 14 June 2013 15:29

Criminals!

actingpickle09 3

Friday 14 June 2013 18:14

You're 17. You shouldn't have been drinking in the first place.

hilde43 5

Friday 14 June 2013 18:26

Haha too funny

caligirllife 11

Friday 14 June 2013 18:29

You're an idiot for assuming your cop father would look past the law for you

thisguy9643 6

Friday 14 June 2013 19:05

Damn that sucks, I would of been pissed even if he was my father/cop

um_yeah_its_me 3

Saturday 15 June 2013 5:44

Cops=only legal gang

Bebbo_fml 21

Sunday 16 June 2013 15:19

He's a cop. What did you expect? For him to jeopardize his job on a relationship that likely wont be mended. Silly kid

kiwikelsey 1

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:09

All these comments are making me glad I live in New Zealand - we don't have a drinking age, just a purchase age of 18. You can legally drink on private property at any age before then.

baref00tmama 15

Monday 17 June 2013 3:08

OP, you violated the law KNOWING that there's a cop out there who has it in for you and who knows exactly where you live? Did it not occur to you that this might happen? He could have lost his job for ignoring the alcohol use. As a parent, it's his job to keep you out of trouble as much as possible, not be your buddy.