Love: One last thing…

One last thing…

By Aerostar - 16/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

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By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 23:30 - United States - Trenton

Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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You deserved it 3 334

By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 453

By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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You deserved it 2 479

By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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Sawadee 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

I remember moderating it and I almost clicked NO because I think YDI

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:09

...or you couldve called a friend to pick you up, thus avoiding the humiliation of having to beg your ex wife for a ride home. YDI!

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mattmalin11 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:55

Today, after my divorce was finalised, my ex-husband made some smart-ass remark about being rid of me. Then his car broke down and he begged me for a ride. On the car ride home, he offered to bang me in "reparition" for my troubles. FML

macblack 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:20

Was ur van an aerostar?

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:23

Hey #6. Your bff karma failed to Deliver on the mugger who stole that one guys bike

diz_ave 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:24

You're a grown man, call a cab.

randomxtremely 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:30

Dont be mean and expect them to be nice u retard

_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:31

Yeah, how mature to rub it in her face that you are finally divorced. Your probably why yall divorced in the first place. I would have LAUGHED MY ASS OFF if that happened to my ex-hubby.

_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:34

& #50, "jaja" means "haha" in spanish..

wreckedurday 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:57

How does it feel to get anally raped without lube by karma?

LuckyGuy159 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 19:58

Be more careful choosing your partner, divorces arent good and then saying your free thats stupid, must have hurt your feelings, then why ask her im sure someone else would of.