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One last thing…

By Aerostar - 16/06/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, we had our divorce hearing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse, I told my ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then my junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her for a ride home. FML

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By DD: - 19/02/2015 20:45 - United States - Denver

Today, I was on my way to work when my ex-wife drove past me in the car she got from me. She fucked me over so hard in the divorce that I have to ride my bike to work while wearing a full suit. FML

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By f03_f0r_l1f3 - 26/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 23:30 - United States - Trenton

Today, I walked from my friend's wedding to my divorce. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By TCRII - 28/03/2018 01:30

Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML

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By jordan.marie97 - 09/08/2015 06:27 - Australia

Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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By Glutton for Punishment. - 07/09/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I got a separation agreement from my wife. It was sent from the lawyer she spent the long weekend with right before she told me it was over. FML

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By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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Sawadee 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:04

I remember moderating it and I almost clicked NO because I think YDI

Avenging_Angel 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 12:09

...or you couldve called a friend to pick you up, thus avoiding the humiliation of having to beg your ex wife for a ride home. YDI!

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um_duh 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:05

There's this company where if you call them, they will pick you up for a fee... its called a taxi YDI for being such a smug ****

Nomad609 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:08

What was she doing the whole time you walked to your car, trying to start your car, failing several times.. You mean to say she was just standing in a corner for you to go back and beg her for a ride? Other comments are right, what the heck do u think public transpos are for.. Or call a friend, family member, shes not the only person in the world with a vehicle, GEEZ. YDI.

lnf9ohfour 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:09

does "till death do us part" mean nothing anymore ? i guess now its "till separate rides from court house do us part" YDI for breaking such an intimate promise douche bag.

_cherry_blossom_ 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 17:36

id feel great if i were her. it sucks for you. you should have called a friend or something. don't you have any pride?

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:00

you sound like a douche. YDI.

smartornot 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:02

YDI For getting a divorce. Marriage is supposed to be for life.

Squirrellord911 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:09

... 1bored... Do you say jaja in every post cuz you type, or just to see if anyone will notice?

Squirrellord911 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:11

[put " like that" after type in My previous post]

rihannalover 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 18:25

you didnt have to say that, you know. she probably already knows and ydi for being rude about it. also, shes probably just as happy and you just said that to make her feel mad. if i were her i wouldnt give you a ride home.