TV shows and Kids: Osmosis

Osmosis

By brazo667 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Stewart

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "Zoinks". FML

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matdun101 19

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:39

I feel you OP Scooby-Doo is legendary! At a stage I was saying ruwoh.

yve1220 20

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:37

It happens OP, don't think anything of it. I'm sure your son gets a kick out of it!

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blackman303 11

Tuesday 10 February 2015 9:59

My sister used to watch Mickey Mouse clubhouse so much I still remember the songs.... It's been 5 years

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:08

At least your spending time with your son. Good parenting OP

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:13

Maybe have a few jinkies till you get zoinked!

bloosummers 6

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:17

Jeepers! split up and look for clues?

Dean__Winchester 16

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:23

ZOINKS! LIKE, WELCOME TO THE CLUB, OP! You'll start eating Scooby Snax in no time!

Harold6858 9

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:24

Zoinks! That's bad Scoob....

TiggyBonkers 32

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:28

I don't see how this is a problem?

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 10 February 2015 10:45

Did you ever notice that Scooby's middle name is Dooby. It's no mystery what they were doing in the Mystery Van.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 10 February 2015 11:11

You might have gotten away with it if it wasn't for your meddling kid.

bearstyle22 11

Tuesday 10 February 2015 11:22

win in my books

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