Osmosis

By brazo667 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Stewart

Today, I have spent so much time watching Scooby Doo with my son that I actually used the word "Zoinks". FML
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I feel you OP Scooby-Doo is legendary! At a stage I was saying ruwoh.

It happens OP, don't think anything of it. I'm sure your son gets a kick out of it!

Comments

Goblin182 26

Well, you deserve a Scooby snack.

Better to suffer Scooby Doo then Barney... God, I still remember the songs even though it's been nearly 20 years since I last heard it because my sister and brother used to watch that show ALL THE TIME. I have resolved that my daughter will NEVER watch that damn purple dinosaur.

Your certainly not alone in your hatred for Barney and banning your kid from watching it. Lol.

Allegedly, in an article I read some time back, the Barney song was actually used as a form of psycho-terrorist interrogation technique. 24+ hours of listening to that on loop, and you'll divulge anything!

Aww, no, I love Barney, #27! I still remember and love the "green grass grows all around" and the "never talk to strangers" songs.

Jeromiah 8
condor216 15

I fail to see how saying "zoinks" is a bad thing op.

mashrocks1991 1

That's not that bad. My husband and I were joking around and I called him "bert" from Sesame Street. Everyday I'm stuck watching Sesame Street

Tessa_11 19

Well it's great you have time to spend with him! Ans he probably loves that you said it haha

You should embrace it and start trying to imitate it as best as you can. Your son would probably get a kick out of that