Love: Ouch! - FML

Ouch!

By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Wowsers. - 30/01/2010 08:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

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Love hurts

By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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Zenma 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:31

I smell win(d).

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:35

What... the ****?

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ManUpFucker 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 12:53

Oh man that sucks, at least she didn't shart as well.

Sappheyes 0

Wednesday 14 October 2009 16:27

Thanks to this FML, I now know that prolonged laughing without breathing causes me to produce successive high pitched squeaks while my right eye scrunches up very tightly. I hope you two are still laughing about this one... it reminds me of a particular incident that I just may submit now.

Toxicity96 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 17:59

That's hilarious. xDDD

alyssa00 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 20:39

oh my goddd. thats hilarious! xD

david_silvalover 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 0:37

LOOOOL, omg hilarious :'''')

SiLvEr_070 5

Sunday 1 November 2009 11:54

ROFL MAJOR WIN XD

SiLvEr_070 5

Friday 6 November 2009 12:04

LOL, WTF?! Is it even POSSIBLE to fart during sex??!!!! BHAHAHA

sillychilegirl 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 8:25

hahaha. I just about died laughing after I read that.

Leelee93 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:55

when She farts again. punch her in the face then pretend to be asleep :D

ghost010 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:11

^ hahaha win xD

zivlaks 0

Monday 25 January 2010 3:34

dude , THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FML EVER

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