Money: Outrageous - FML

Outrageous

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By suckmeoff - 12/04/2009 07:21 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 19:51 - Estonia

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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Top comments

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:09

Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.

ImInABox 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:10

Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*

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YayorNay 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:26

Finder's keeper's

YayorNay 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

Loser's

ilovepoppa 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:27

dude, WTF? -_-

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

^You are an idiot..

seronic 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

old, was on here before

SpeshulK 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 18:50

That's what I thought too...

staceysgenesis16 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:29

thats ****** up. you should tell your grandma, im sure she wouldnt be tooo happy. but it depends on the amount

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:30

Sorry 32, I meant to say you are an idiot to 30. The reason being, is because he uses pictures in his comments, he's asking another random man to suck his lollipop, and he doesn't know how to spell lollipop.

mk58 31

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:31

Refer to 33, you little asshole.

khaya 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:34

She's gotta pay for the guns somehow.

armorf0r 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:37

yeah! that'll teach her lol

kl_beans 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:37

wow nice mum..........

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