Outrageous

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.

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ImInABox 6

Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*

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mk58 31

Can you go dig yourself a hole and crawl into it?

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benderbot19 0

there is nothing worth reading in this comments section. it's pretty sad.

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benderbot19 0

I take that back. most are fine, but ballin has ruined the thread for me.

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iAmScrubs 19

I completely agree about ballin.

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mk58 31

Is it possible for him to just make another account? I might electronically punch him if I meet him again.

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geeksaresexy 18

Yeah you can make as many accounts as you like as long as you have more than one e-mail address

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Schlimpikins 0

Sometimes you just have to 'Stab a Bitch' but stay low and to the left, so as to avoid any major organs, you could even go for a leg, or both legs, but your mother seems over due for a good stabbing.

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robin26_fml 0

56 no you can't stab her in the legs if you want her to still live there is a major artery in your legs that could cause you to bleed out in an instant. So arms and shoulders.

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mk58 31

Just because they have a cat in their picture doesn't make them a ******, and you dont even know if they are a male or female. Does your mom know that you're on here saying the things you are?

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mk58 31

No that's fine, I'd much rather prefer clawing my face off.

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cool517 1

empty her purse that will teach her!!

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iAmScrubs 19

Children under the age of 8 should be accompanied by an adult while on FML.

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samp171 1

dude that sucks thant happened to me for 3 years

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hottiexox19 0

damn that sucks i would be pissed of

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geeksaresexy 18

So, I'm going to make the assumption that '1998' is the year you were born. Provided you have had your birthday this year you are 13? Oh dear God... Do your parents know what a total fucktard they've raised? You have some serious growing up to do..

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