Intimacy: Over and out

Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML

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Not funny

By Not laughing - 24/06/2023 13:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML

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You deserved it 530

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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You deserved it 3 864

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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You deserved it 838

By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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You deserved it 17 022

By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 10 361

By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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You deserved it 4 747

Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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You deserved it 18 568

By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

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mama2b3 20

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:04

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:03

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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PollyluvsTigger 2

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:32

Blow jobs are gross :P

CaptainPickles72 18

Sunday 19 February 2012 6:14

You just made me and my penis sad...

Elle_c00153181 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:37

She knew it was cheating,don't be a fool!

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:52

Apparently she is too obsessed with ********.

MDTeddy 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:04

Another female dumbass causing an FML. What else is new?

Finest872 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:28

what's her number ??? since she like giving out blow jobs.

theonlysweetpea 10

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:57

Really? What a ****! FYL indeed.

rushfan2112 2

Sunday 19 February 2012 6:13

Dump her fast before you catch something

fenixtorador1 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 7:17

It's okay OP she just happened to trip and her mouth landed on his dick... She's very clumsy

sadeyes18 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 7:23

Agree

THEROFLBOAT 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 8:32

What you get for dating a *****

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Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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Today, I met my new drill sergeant. Let's just say I wasn't expecting him to literally bark orders. FML

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Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML

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Today, my dad's new medicine for his bad intestines makes him fart so hard I can feel the vibrations through the floorboards. The whole house smells like an open sewer and he thinks it's funny. He now has to change his undies several times a day from repeatedly shitting himself. FML

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Today, I had to give an important presentation, so I checked it over one last time before taking a shower and heading out. I found out too late that my brother used that window of opportunity to replace the entire document with the N-word repeating over and over again. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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Over and out

Same thing different taste

Not funny

Miscommunication

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