Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML
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mama2b3 20

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

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Pentium_4 27

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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lovemeorloseme7 4

i don't give ******** therefore the situation will always be impossible. but you should have waited till you got a BJ later and in the middle of it reply back at her "*phewwww*, i'm glad to hear that babe, because i have been receiving ******** a lot when you were off giving them, so im glad its not considered cheating then!"...look on her face = priceless. :)

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CaptainPickles72 18

You don't give ********. Congratulations, I guess?

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emilyjgraham 34

the tables would turn and she'd bite his ****..

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basem_fml 1

It's not cheating if she was paid for it

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AKholic47 0

Any sexual contact with with someone else IS cheating. How can some of you people even say that it's not?? Would you want your gf/bf to be eating out or blowing some other person? I didn't think so.

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Azrael9 11

Best off to get rid of her. Once a cheater always a cheater. Oh and get tested too, she might've done it before.

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camo97 0

Why are you explaining it to her? There is zero tolerance for that type of behavior. I doubt that she is that dumb. You would be retarded for staying in a relationship with her. Have some pride and respect for yourself!

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grannygruber 6

According to Bill Clinton it isn't a form of sex, maybe that's the policy she advocates. FYL tho, kick her to the curb!

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