Intimacy: Over and out - FML

Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

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By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML

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Not funny

By Not laughing - 24/06/2023 13:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Spicy

Today, I had to, again, explain to my girlfriend that her jokes about her cheating on me are not funny in any form. Not just because of the topic, but also that she actually has cheated me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

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By fuck russia and fuck georgia too - 09/03/2014 18:38 - Azerbaijan

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She'd walked in on me jerking off, which she said is exactly the same as cheating on her. FML

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By madseason - 07/05/2012 00:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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By amiadori - 01/05/2009 09:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 5 years cheated on me. When confronted she told me, "I didn't get wet so it wasn't cheating." FML

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mama2b3 20

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:04

So ask her if it's alright for you to eat out other girls.

Pentium_4 27

Saturday 18 February 2012 12:03

hmmmm, not the kind of girl i'd want to be going out with. sorry dude...

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atrumX 16

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:01

Kick her out if your life

calilovesneb 12

Sunday 19 February 2012 9:14

Simple solution. Leave her ;)

mpclaw 3

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:22

Bill Clinton says that blow jobs don't count!

KalCounty 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 12:00

Damn, that's sucks, dude. Well now that you know what she did, good riddance to bad rubbish, right?

76transam 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 14:51

I had a similar conversation with my ex one time guess should have picked up on the red flag it ended with me catching her and some dude at her appartment "just watching a movie" almost went to prison that night... Drop her now or you'll wish you did

dlas 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 14:52

Hey....its not cheating If youre the guy muhahaha

xiiijinx 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 15:54

Man, women are such ******.

babyzann 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 17:41

Just dump her.

zombiebram 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:08

Dump her, std check and hope you have better luck next time.

terence78 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:30

That sucks, but I'll put money on shes good at it ;)

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Today, after six months of doing the job of 2 people, because all my coworker does is sleep and sit down with her phone, I told my boss that I can't be doing my coworker's job and getting the same salary as her. My boss added just $10 to my salary and told me to let her carry on doing nothing, while I still do the work of 2 people. FML

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Today, I overheard my boyfriend saying to his friends, "I never knew what real contraception was until I saw Laura's face." I'm Laura. FML

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Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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Today, my Nana showed me her new sign that says, "Some of my greatest blessings call me Nana." We stood there looking at a wall FULL of pictures of her grandkids, which is where she wanted to hang it. After scanning the wall a couple times, I realized. There was not one picture of me. FML

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Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog when we passed by a group of teenagers. My social anxiety urged me to appear like a cool, confident adult, so I threw a stick for my dog to fetch, expecting him to dash off as usual. Instead, he sat down and stared at me like I was crazy. One of the kids said, “He’s got more sense than you.” My dog barked in agreement. FML

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Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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