Love, Cars and Awkward: Overreaction much? - FML

Overreaction much?

By soljaboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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Top comments

vag_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:10

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

floresntadolecnt 0

Friday 5 June 2009 2:11

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 7 May 2013 6:37

You're a psycho bitch and I hope you are ******* alone and miserable.

Cowsxgoxmoo78 8

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:36

Seriously? You my dear are an ass clown.

fml_seriously316 13

Monday 1 July 2013 6:47

That seems more fty -**** their life. You keyed his car because YOU ****** up. Did u apologize to him?!

KBurns207 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 20:27

******* psycho. You don't deserve a man.

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:19

not even a girlfriend yet?!

raychiild 4

Thursday 3 October 2013 6:14

wow psycho bitch, much?!

kc_bbg15 14

Thursday 26 December 2013 5:07

Crazy bitch hahaha

alr158 18

Friday 24 January 2014 21:30

You have issues, very, very sad

My__LifeSucksFML 7

Sunday 9 February 2014 3:39

You didn't think to ******* contact him before you went batshit crazy and keyed his car!?

xfluttershy07 8

Saturday 26 April 2014 19:09

the ****? you didn't call or anything? something could've happened to him! you are a pure asswhole

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